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 NICKNAMES OF FORMER SUPER EAGLES LEGENDS AND HOW THEY GOT THEM

I know someone who missed a chance to win millions of cash after answering correctly some football related question but failed the one that has to do with ex Nigerian international and their nicknames. The guy was asked: Which former Player is refered to as THE MAN MUST NOT FALL? but guessed it wrongly as Segun Odegbami. The correct answer was said to be ETIM ESIN. 

This prompted me to do a little read up. 

Here’s 8 funny nicknames of former Nigerian footballers and how they got them.

1. Nwankwo Kanu (Papilo)

No sport lover won’t know this. Kanu is arguably Nigeria’s most successful footballer who represented the country at the U-17, U-23 and the senior national team levels. A distinctive attribute from the former Arsenal striker is his wisdom, intelligence and meekness when dealing with people on and off the field, which was how he got the name Papilo from his friends. Although there are claims on the internet that Papillo came about because of the old school kangol aka papa’s cap Kanu used to wear off field those days. The name may not have been given to him by fellow team-mates but by Nigerian football fans.

2. Austin Okocha (Jay Jay)

Most people actually think Jay jay is his middle name. The name Jay Jay was actually given to his elder brother, Emmanuel, who was a former national team player but as time progressed Austin took over the name from his sibling which now has global recognition. As he became more and more influential on the field of play, his name became so relevant during his playing spells in England to the extent his magical skills was being understudied at Bolton University. An internet user also claims that Jay-Jay was a nickname Okocha picked when he was with frankfurt FC and it was from his fellow German team mates who said Okocha looked like Jay-Jay from the 80’s comedy sitcom “Good Times”.

3. Stephen Keshi (Big Boss) 

So far in Nigeria’s footballing history, the captain with the most impeccable leadership qualities was late Stephen Keshi. He was christened the Big Boss by his teammates because he was also involved in the squad selection with former handler Clemens Westerhof before a match. The late Keshi captained virtually all the clubs he played for in Europe because of his leadership qualities and several Nigerian players secured a playing career in Belgium from the former Anderlecht captain. No wonder his leadership made him excel as a coach where he became the second player in Africa to win the Nations Cup as player and as a technical adviser. He also qualified Togo and Nigeria to two respective World Cups.

4. Peter Rufai (Dodo Mayana)
Goalkeepers usually derive their names from how safe their hands are but ironically the great Peter Rufai was nicknamed Dodo Mayana, the name of a popular dancer with the legendary Afro Beat king, Fela Anikulapo Kuti.

5. Bright Omokaro (10-10)

The circumstance behind Bright Omokaro’s nickname 10-10 was when he delivered a life-threatening tackle to an Algerian player in a semifinal match at Maroc 88’ Africa Cup of Nations. The Green Eagles were reduced to 10-men when Bright came in as a second half substitute. He was told by the then coach Manfred Hoener to tactically take a man out since the Northern African country have used all three substitutions. 8 funny nicknames of former Nigerian footballers and how they got them Bright Omokaro After the incident the commentator became to call it a 10-10 tackle, a name which gained popularity on the teams’ arrival from the tournament.

6. Segun Odegbami (Mathematical Odegbami)

The legendary Segun Odegbami was so good that his speed and fast calculated dribbling skills was likened to that of Mathematics.

7. Teslim Balogun (Thunder Balogun)

A player of Teslim Balogun’s pedigree became a myth in the Nigerian fold. His left foot often releases a bullet of a shot which has done damages to opposing teams. 8 funny nicknames of former Nigerian footballers and how they got them Teslim Balogun during his playing days He was nicknamed Thunder Balogun because of his power driver which according to reports broke two goalies’ hands while playing in England and killed another goalkeeper after been hit in the stomach (Disputable fact though).

8. Daniel Amokachi (The Bull)

Super Eagles ex-international Amokachi was nicknamed ‘the bull’ because of his speed, physical strength and technique during his playing days.

(EDITED) Most of these names were given to them by football commentators eg Ernest Okonkwo, Mitchel Obi and others.
Others are Mutiu Adepoju;”The Headmaster”…he was so good with his head.
Prince of Monaco – Victor ikpeba
Christian Chukwu—-Chairman
Julius Aghaouwa – Agha Wonder
Uche Okechukwu. Gentle giant
Tijani Babangida as J5.
Finidi George… Finito 
Godwin Odiye – Mr no way for effective defending. 
Adokie Amesimaka – chief justice, he was a law student while playing for naija. 
Allosius Atuegbu was known as block buster for his raw power on the ball.
Obafemi Martins – Weapon of mass destruction or Obagoal.
Joe Erico – jogo bonito
Sunday Oliseh: Mafia boss

PICTURE STORY
IMAGE 1: Nwankwo Kanu in his times at Arsenal
IMAGE 2: Okocha in his times at Bolton
IMAGE 3: Stephen Keshi during his playing days
IMAGE 4: Peter Rufai, Sunday Oliseh and Stephen Keshi in 1994 AFCON winning squad

Funny Joke!! Ofego The Mental Derailed Man

Ofego was being discharged from a Mental Hospital after doctors thought he was finally back to normal. He was put in an ambulance to be taken back home. He claimed he knew the house so he led the doctors. They took him to where he claimed he lived.

Just as they approached a certain house, two kids, dressed in uniforms came out of the house. Ofego
screamed, “Those are my children going to school!”
A minute later, a woman came out of the same house and Ofego screamed, “That’s my wife, she is late for work!” This time, the doctors were convinced Ofego was ok and took him out of the ambulance but was still in chains.
Just as they were about unlocking the chains, a man came out of the house and Ofego screamed, “YES! THAT’S ME GOING TO WORK!”

New Funny Jokes For You (Get In Here)

1. My friend wrote an application letter, instead of writing dear MADAM , he mistakenly wrote dear MADMAN

Hope he’s still getting the job.

2. When a guy doesn’t love you anymore you will hear things like … baby why did you step on my shadow ? Do you want to injure my spirit ? It’s over please!

3. It’s only in NIGERIA people will knock on your door and still uses their mouth to do “ko-ko-ko”

Nigerians…. But Y?

4. My friend when your crush finally texts you and say “Hi how are you?” Do not waste time just reply “I’m single and you?” I repeat do not waste time.

5. When you treat your woman nicely, God will bless you with another one .

Am I making any sense?

6. Dear smokers,
The kidney you are damaging with cigarette,why not sell it and buy G-wagon

7. Abeg I hate people replying me with “hmmmm” during chats or bringing it into our chats… It makes me remember the money I lost in MMM.

8. Ladies imagine walking into heaven & the kids you aborted shouts. “Angel Gabriel..!! na she be that..! See her see her!!! Na she b dat!!!!

9. Because a girl replied u with “thanks love ”
You now rush to inbox her. Now she snubbed u.
U see as u disgrace urself•

10. Women behave mature and intelligent during d period of pregnancy Because at d same time her body have 2 brains, the child’s & her own.

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☺☺Rib Cracker!! These Jokes Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

1 – Yesterday in a mental hospital in Nigeria, a patient with a knife in his hand was chasing after the senior doctor……..(Eye) witnesses confirmed that the doctor was frantically running……. And the mad man handed over the knife to him saying “Hi doc, stop now!!!! Its now your turn to chase me!

Senior doctor fainted

2 – A baby was born and minutes after he began to speak: I am going to live only 4 days, my Mother will die in 6 days and my Father will die in 15 days. 4 days later the boy died, after 6 days the Mother died. The Father was going crazy coz the next one will be him. He sold everything and spent the whole money. 15 days later their GateMan died.

Do not rush in solving problems..